Brian Regan Quotes

is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night t...

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’...

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working ou...

We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I wen...

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT ...